Start with a fresh cup of coffee, and two slices of hot, buttered toast. Peruse your favourite blogs. You will find this quickly becomes dull. Not the toast, or the coffee, of course. The perusal. Your fingers start to itch. You start to think ‘Hey, I could do this shit.’ And before you know it you have a username, a password and a theme that you’re not totally sure of but you kind of like the colour. Erm, but it looks a little dumb with that welcome message from the nice crew at WordPress and effall else on it. Crap, now you have to write something. Give it a go, it’s not that bad. Hey, look at me, I’m blogging. Check it out.

Tick ‘Start a blog’ off on the list. Now bugger off and do some real work.

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